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	Cafe Del Soul FarceHaven Comics MySpace Group The Archives Submissions About Contact Us	The Cynic Online Magazine's May 2008, Volume 10 Issue 05 Features Holding On To Illusions by Michael Levy David’s Angel by Ed Coet The Canoodling of Drew Wayne by Tom O’Donnell An Open Letter to Prince Albert II of Monaco by Tom Johansmeyer What’s in a (Middle) Name? by Rick Doehring Oh Canada . . . At least For You, It’s Not Too Late by Curtis Gould Where Have All the Good Drivers Gone by Artie Knapp The Bird, or Who is Alphonse? by Gail Clinton Cracker Nation by WR Marshall You Being Appalled Doesn’t Stop Them From Being Appalling by WR Marshall I Got Yer Hard Drive Right Here by Diane Steinbach   FarceHaven Tribune Obama Farted! by Boris Entwistle Pink to Change Name to Purple by Jonathan Lowe Horoscopes by Bill Shepherd Dozens Killed in Wake of Brilliant Liberal Satirist by Bill Shepherd Cafe Del Soul Between The Poppies (1916) by Jeff Milburn Dawn by George Fripley Words on the Screen by Terry Hamel Coffee by Curtis Gould Vested Seed That I Have Sown by Darryn John Murphy Soul by Ed Coet Life Is Beautiful When You Understand Life Is Beautiful by Justin Blackburn A Place of my Own by George Fripley Behind The White Front Door by Lynn Barany Mother by Afegbua Shabban Enjoy a Cold Cloudy Day by David E Howerton Faith by Paul Curtis Features - 04/16/08 - 04/30/08 Being Caught Up With My Ego, I Leave Behind a Beautiful Girl Who Eventually Becomes Rich and Famous by David W Landrum Draft Dodgin’ Dope Smokin’ Freakin’ Hippie Baby Boomers by WR Marshall The Gift That Keeps on Giving by Wayne Scheer Laura Bush Undergoes Brain Surgery by Don Monkerud Essence of the Artist by Al Jacobs From Gettysburg to Baghdad by Artie Knapp Did You Ever by Jim Whitaker Memoirs of a Disgruntled Yellow Jacket by Christian Roberts Chapters of a Portrait by Richard Ridyard Grifting Politics by Scott Warner Cafe Del Soul - 04/16/08 - 04/30/08 Poppies Bow (1918) by Jeff Milburn Snowflake by Michael Lee Johnson Promiscuous Fireflies by Gerald Bosacker There Beneath the Northern Sky by Daniel Freeman Vanity by Tasha Renee' Gwartney The Sound of Calm by Amber Entzminger Tequila Lights by Darryn John Murphy Together by Curtis Gould Moment by Ed Coet Into the Black by Terry Hamel Beauty Queen by Dawn Wilson Wonder Drug by Mark Joslyn No Nails, Please! by Melanie Pering My Diet Plan by Gerald Bosacker, Humanist	Calvin and Hobbes Fans Rejoice! Buy it today! T-Shirts By The Cynic Online Magazine